Sexy Weather God/dess

The last 2 days have been intensely stormy. Rain that stings your face and wind that takes you right off your feet.
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It had only been a day since I hiked but I felt already like it was never going to end. (That is indeed what my weather app said: Never. Ending. Rain. Wahahahaaaaa!)
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Meanwhile, I am getting back into my regular self pleasure groove and spent the time I wanted to be hiking getting busy with myself. Had a jolly good time, felt better than I have in awhile afterwards and when I got back up the sky had blue in it! I saw the sun! The rain had stopped, the winds had slowed and I ran outside for a lovely hike in the forest.
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Now am I saying that the weather shifted because of me??
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Uhhh... Yeah! Yeah, that is exactly what I am saying!!
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#icontroltheweatherwithmypussy
#masturbatorymiracle
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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I am home and it’s raining again. I know what I have to do tomorrow.
#dontworryivegotthis